So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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