hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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