come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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