I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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