Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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