i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Barsexuality is the new black.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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