dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
even my farts smell like vagina
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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