Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
