I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Dignity is for republicans.
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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