she looked like the bat from fern gully.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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