Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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