I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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