When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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