she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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