took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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