I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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