Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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