Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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