i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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