Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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