I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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