New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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