hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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