Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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