I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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