I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
too bad you live with your parents still
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
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