can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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