Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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