Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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