cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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