How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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