i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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