My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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