i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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