Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
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Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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