You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
