I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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