I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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