My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Shame - the story of my life.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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