A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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