I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
bring money and cleavage
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I'm having to shit out rocks
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Randomize