Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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