im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
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