I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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