I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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