He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
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I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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