Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
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