Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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