did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
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