ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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