Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
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I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just spread your mom's ashes with my new girlfriend. I wouldve waited for you to fly home but she was uncomfortable in the house with her remains there. I'll mail you the urn since u handpainted it.
YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND ALREADY!?! WTF WE JUST HAD HER FUNERAL 3 WEEKS AGO!!!!!!!!!!!!
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
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Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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