No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
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maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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