Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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