super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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